Hello Sweetie.

May 26, 2012 • 1,483 notes • the-silence-wears-westwood

Mom:	why are you doing that?
Me:	Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom:	if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me:	gross sobbing

May 26, 2012 • 22,163 notes • b-random

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

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I posted this about a year ago, but I love it so I re-blogged.

God save the Drag Queens.

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May 26, 2012 • 8,152 notes • staples.com

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You read 249 words per minute.

That makes you 0% faster than the national average.

Hm…

You read 679 words per minute.

That makes you 172% faster than the national average.

I could have read faster but I’m lazy.

You read 1,203 words per minute

That makes you 381% faster than the national average

1500 words is the speed reader level? Aw, damn!

You read 368 words per minute.
That makes you 47% faster than the national average.
yuupp

You read 171 words per minute.
That makes you 32% slower than the national average.

PFFFFFF SHIT I’M LITERALLY MENTALLY RETARDED

You read 327 words per minute.

That makes you 31% faster than the national average.

IM NOT EVEN ENGLISH

You read 408 words per minute.

That makes you 63% faster than the national average.

And English is my second language..

You read 194 words per minute.

That makes you 22% slower than the national average

okay..

You read 284 words per minute.
That makes you 14% faster than the national average.

Ok, and that’s in another language. So…It’s good, yea?

You read 578 words per minute. That makes you 131% faster than the national average.

HA! I knew what the text fragment was from and I had read the book! so I passed the test. LOL

You read 409 words per minute.
That makes you 64% faster than the national average.

awesome :3

You read 333 words per minute.
That makes you 33% faster than the national average.

I see a lot of 3’s, so it must be good

You read 525 words per minute.
That makes you 110% faster than the national average.

apparently i read faster than college students!

You read 490 words per minute.
That makes you 96% faster than the national average.

Just a little faster than a college student! Perfect, because I am a college student, and I was identified as gifted in reading back in second grade.

You read 252 words per minute. That makes you 1% faster than the national average.

I read a lot but I know I’ve always been slow. Apparently I read at an 8th grade level, which sucks cuz I’m in 9th grade. I remember in 2nd grade it took me two extra days than everyone else to finish a book, which was embarrassing. Also, this is a little creepy because I was talking about how fast I read yesterday with my mom…

You read 708 words per minute.

Holy shit o.O

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May 26, 2012 • 4,402 notes • fandom-frenzy

This is your friendly reminder that Lestrade is still probably blaming himself for Sherlock’s death.

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#THIS ISN’T FUCKING FRIENDLY

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May 26, 2012 • 2,010 notes • also-also

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May 26, 2012 • 1 note

Wait…people are actually excited about Elementary? I thought it looked terrible in the trailer. o.O

May 26, 2012 • 75,273 notes • animated-disney-gifs

aka introducing friend to your fandom

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May 26, 2012 • 18,291 notes • flirtyduets

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Flirty Duets Giveaway!

I’m giving away one item from my shop for free!

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-Reblogs and Likes Count (Up to 10 reblogs please)

-Will ship anywhere in the world

-Don’t have to be following either of the flirtyduets blogs

-I will choose a winner on May 30th using a generator to randomize the notes

-Make sure your askbox is open so I can notify you if you win

-Once notified the winner will be able to choose any single item from my etsy shop. (including prints, jewelry, everything)

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May 26, 2012 • 34,079 notes • thedailywhat

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Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

Oh man. I’m not gonna lie. I cried at the end. This is amazing.

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May 26, 2012 • 5,033 notes • sialagogue

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Hello Sweetie.

You read 249 words per minute.

That makes you 0% faster than the national average.

You read 368 words per minute.
That makes you 47% faster than the national average.
yuupp

You read 171 words per minute.
That makes you 32% slower than the national average.

You read 194 words per minute.

That makes you 22% slower than the national average

You read 284 words per minute.
That makes you 14% faster than the national average.

You read 409 words per minute.
That makes you 64% faster than the national average.

You read 333 words per minute.
That makes you 33% faster than the national average.

You read 525 words per minute.
That makes you 110% faster than the national average.

You read 490 words per minute.
That makes you 96% faster than the national average.

You read 708 words per minute.

This is your friendly reminder that Lestrade is still probably blaming himself for Sherlock’s death.

Hello Sweetie.

You read 249 words per minute.

That makes you 0% faster than the national average.

You read 368 words per minute.That makes you 47% faster than the national average.yuupp

You read 171 words per minute.That makes you 32% slower than the national average.

You read 194 words per minute.

That makes you 22% slower than the national average

You read 284 words per minute.That makes you 14% faster than the national average.

You read 409 words per minute.That makes you 64% faster than the national average.

You read 333 words per minute. That makes you 33% faster than the national average.

You read 525 words per minute.That makes you 110% faster than the national average.

You read 490 words per minute.That makes you 96% faster than the national average.

You read 708 words per minute.

This is your friendly reminder that Lestrade is still probably blaming himself for Sherlock’s death.

You read 368 words per minute.
That makes you 47% faster than the national average.
yuupp

You read 171 words per minute.
That makes you 32% slower than the national average.

You read 284 words per minute.
That makes you 14% faster than the national average.

You read 409 words per minute.
That makes you 64% faster than the national average.

You read 333 words per minute.
That makes you 33% faster than the national average.

You read 525 words per minute.
That makes you 110% faster than the national average.

You read 490 words per minute.
That makes you 96% faster than the national average.